by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Let There Be Guns One, two, three, four... Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? There'd be no more crime, 'ca

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Carrot Juice Is Murder Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegtables li

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like christmas, but every year it gets

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese The Mountie Song When i was a kid i wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday i could only ever be a mountie I

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you buy, small or large Just put it on your credit card

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms Christmas Turkey Christmas Blues Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse

by Arrogant Worms on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms Christmas Turkey Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacati

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till christmas, i have

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Having Fun Is Bad For You I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And i'd eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease wh

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey The Same Christmas Cake Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed t

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Billy, The Themepark Shark I'm a shark, i'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, i'm a shark, And silently i strike. I'm a shark, i'm a shark, I'm dumber

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! Celine Dion I think i've got a crush on celine dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And i'd lo

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! Johnny Came Home Headless Oh, johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Christmas Hangover The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbo

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Dangerous Darling for you I think of what i'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a goril

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Christmas Turkey

Arrogant Worms, The Christmas Turkey Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Losing Hair Under God The lord above, Sent his only son To spread the word of god To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers And he healed the lame But he left th

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait

Arrogant Worms Live Bait Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised I bet you know my relatives their names will never die My mother is a saint and my brother is a God But

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts Killer Robots From Venus About six months ago someone came by with a petition Said "we want to stop these folks moving in next door." I refused to sign

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Canada's Really Big When i look around me, I can't believe what i see It seems as if this country Has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, We barely have